The leap Into The Box

I have never done this before, I am sure I will be just babbling to myself, but guess there’s no harm trying new things once in a while.

Well, here we go.

I have a game project to finish, a thesis to study, a language to learn, a princess to save, a dragon to slay some almond cookies to bake and probably many other things I forgot about as usual, yet I’m using this wonderful not-really-free but-free time on writing this. Why? Probably because I’m bored and possibly anything else I would do (including slaying dragon and saving princesses) would be too  useful for my existence anyway. Language? Bleh already studied French and German can I speak? No. Project? I work much better under the overwhelming pressure of the mysterious dark stalker called due date. Call me procrastinator, I am in such a level of procrastination that calling me that sounds actually as a compliment. Cookies? better get fat by laziness than eating I guess. The latter makes it faster.

So here I am, babbling about randomness and the ones who are reading this still have absolutely no idea what I am talking about and probably questioning why they are reading this when it doesn’t even make sense to read about someone talking about the cookies she will never bake and the recipe is not even present. Maybe I could give it at the end or something. Anyway, the point is, have you ever wondered about what other people’s minds look like? Everyone has thoughts and decisions allright but the exact way and method of thinking, and the path of decision-making differs from person to person. So here I am offering my own mindset to you and I am writing as the thoughts come by. You don’t have the obligation to read obviously it’s a free world, it’s just an offer if the curious cat inside your mind wandering about the darkness in the unreachable bottom of the cardboard box in someone else’s mind and you are willing to jump in the box in case the box has something shiny inside. Well here ya go there’s a visualisation of a long and deep cardboard box that’s located inside my mind and you, the tiny curious cat standing above and trying to make the decision of leaping inside or nah, licking your paw is more interesting than whatever is inside of that box. 

Well I’m warning you! If you read past this sentence that means that curious and oblivious cat of yours is jumping inside my cardboard box and last thing he can do it to get back out. This is the final warning turn back or you will need to meow your way out to an adult or something to pick you out and tuck you  in a warm cuddly blanket to escape the horrors of the cardboard box. Continuing on? Well congratulations you are in now, no one’s saving you.

In fact, you were probably in when you let me visualise the cardboard box and the cat in the first place. Welcome to my domain, where you will have random cats chasing after butterflies, dragons and princesses having a paintball match and an occasional unicorn passing to add glitter into my words. You have doomed yourself my friend, I will abuse your imagination by forcing cardboard boxes and cat visualisations on it. That's just the beginning though, we will slowly work on your imagination to make scenes more interesting... like, how about an iguana having a bar of snickers while sitting on an orange coloured sea bed (tiny according to his own size) in middle of a pool full of rubber ducks? Oh, oh, oh, and please add some cool shades on him. Some flashy colour, maybe purple? Now that sounds more awesome than a boring cardboard box eh? Well ı doubt I’ll always be funny or interesting (if you find me funny or interesting of course) but I’ll try my best to make this journey worthwhile. I want to make you cry, I want to make you laugh I want to make you think of iguanas with sunshades and cardboard boxes and give you almond cookie recipes. Yep, Welcome to my world my friend, welcome to my world.